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Nono. She’s autistic because we said so.

new headcanon unlocked: loto is autistic because i'm autistic and i said so

Y’know, I think the kids are gonna be just fine

Overheard from my students:

“That’s my skibidi-secret. I’m always sigma.”

You’re simply ABAGS

 Assigned Brenda At Gas Station

So I signed up for a rewards program — I go to this gas station all the time for gas and snacks and their reward program looked worth it for how often I go.

But, inexplicably, the program thinks my name is Brenda.

My name is not Brenda. I don’t even remember any point in the online signup where it asked for my name. But the emails I receive say stuff like “Welcome to rewards, Brenda!” “Brenda, here are promotions for you.”

Who is Brenda

THE IDEAS YOU RECEIVE FROM CHEESE CANNOT SAVE YOU

EVERY. DAMN. PASSCODE. FOR THISISNOTAWEBSITEDOTCOM.COM:

Will update when i find more!! (updates VERY frequently)

everything in bold+italics needs to be spammed for the full effect

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*stabs julius caesar in the back* you're bleeding because you don't floss

OMG YES I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS

Hell mates, if you will. Someone he shared a space with for long enough that they got to know each other. The way Edwin talks about hell in episode 5 very much implies he got to know other people there. I made an Oc of a potential hell mate, she’s basically a cowgirl/ Wild West outlaw. Might share more about her at some point, I have the outline of a fic in my head that I may or may not ever write down

I think it would be so interesting if Edwin had a "friend" in Hell. Not someone he was close to, but someone that he ran into regularly and had short frenzied conversations with. I think it would be intreguing if this man were also something absolutely terrible, like a serial killer. But he was another human, and he was in Hell, and he was someone to talk to. So Edwin cared for him, because they were both souls trapped somewhere unimaginable.