Charles, You Can't Just Say Stuff

The real chocolate man from chocolate land was the trasure inside you all the way

Dead Boy Detectives Watch Party today, by @/moonkailan on Twitter. You don't need to be on Twitter, it can be in any social media and "If you can't join, just KEEP WATCHING. EVERY VIEW COUNTS THIS WEEK!"

For no reason here is a library story

important reminder:

• pick up cool rocks!!!!

Vague threats

I love self-referential statements where you just say the name of the thing you wish to express and it counts as having expressed the thing so named. Apologies. Greetings. Fair warning. We should be able to do that with more things, I think.

Yes

Definitely

Absolutely

for your consideration: dead boy detectives where everything is the same except the gloves edwin (left) and charles (right) wear are these vivienne westwood ones

Well crap now I want everything to be about those things, AND I have to watch Star Trek

i hate high-budget star trek you have no business with that. put a unicorn hat on a cocker spaniel. wear felt

voice-over: Halloween is the one night a year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it

makeup montage

voice-over: the really hardcore girls only wear lingerie and some kind of animal ears

close up of someone putting on a pair of cat ears

cut to the agency door, which the cat king slams open, wearing the perfect mean girls Halloween costume

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

Truly devastated

"We should ban books with inappropriate content!"

Okay girl pick-a-little-talk-a-little. If you melt me down you will reveal a lump of lead as cold as steel here where a woman's heart should be.