Voice-over: Halloween Is The One Night A Year A Girl Can Dress Like A Total Slut And No Other Girls Can

voice-over: Halloween is the one night a year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it

makeup montage

voice-over: the really hardcore girls only wear lingerie and some kind of animal ears

close up of someone putting on a pair of cat ears

cut to the agency door, which the cat king slams open, wearing the perfect mean girls Halloween costume

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I like not taking credit for stuff and just telling everyone someone really hot did it. If they’re like “was it you” I’m like “well you said it not me”


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This post has a lot of interesting words in it, but I’m stuck on the second one:

Rebageled?

I rebageled a couple of images that originated with a user called mother-lee, and then noticed that someone called it out as AI. I went and looked at the blog it came from, deleted the post from my blog, then figured I should post my reason here, because nobody's going to care about why I would do that unless they're following me (and not necessarily then). So:

Even if it wasn't AI, I'm still blocking OP because they're anti-SW. Sex work is work. A LOT of jobs exploit people, and SW is not inherently exploitative.


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Please keep writing dark twisted themes I want to read them pls pls don’t water it down to try to be less problematic that would make it boring I want to read it and go “Wow that sure is dark and twisted! Good thing its not real :))”


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But have you tried the priest tho

Sweeney Todd is so fuckin good. The transition from probably the most terrifying song in musical theater to terrible cannibal puns is masterful

Fun little thing about medieval medicine.

So there’s this old German remedy for getting rid of boils. A mix of eggshells, egg whites, and sulfur rubbed into the boil while reciting the incantation and saying five Paternosters. And according to my prof’s friend (a doctor), it’s all very sensible. The eggshells abrade the skin so the sulfur can sink in and fry the boil. The egg white forms a flexible protective barrier. The incantation and prayers are important because you need to rub it in for a certain amount of time.

It’s easy to take the magic words as superstition, but they’re important.

I’m manifesting the energy of a sun for you

My fun schedule for tomorrow is

7:30-12:00 Camp counselor at Theater 1.

12:15 Televised interview at Theater 2 to discuss floodwater damage to a large portion of our costume collection.

1:00-5:30 Go to Theater 3 (across town) and be a camp counselor for a totally separate theater camp.

5:30—? Hopefully sleep let’s find out

July 25, 2023 - Striking Stuntman Mike Massa Walks In The SAG-AFTRA Picket Line While On Fire. [video]

July 25, 2023 - Striking stuntman Mike Massa walks in the SAG-AFTRA picket line while on fire. [video]

evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!


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