GAMING NEWS !!

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

having a job is like They're trying to close you off from the cosmos

“Vengeance is bad for you” I’m not doing it for my health dude

i dont want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening

Shout out to the next generation of yuri warriors

this is making me lose it

This is barely an exaggeration of where diet culture is rn on social media