Genderisareligion666

oh you have a PhD in astrophysics? that's cute. i know the Vibe of astrophysics

the pope is dead on easter monday, and you people are still asking me about the miku binder... the pope is DEAD. he had a stroke and his heart stopped, and he's never ever coming back now, he used up all his time on this earth. and you want me to perform tricks for you, get up on the tightrope and say, YES! Yes, the miku binder, I drew that, I'm the most influential person on god's internet when it comes to desecration! Have any of you ever thought about what's so funny to you about thomas wearing that? Have any of you ever stopped to ask why you care? I met god, she's Black? You guys are into all kinds of stupid gay shit, but I'm the problem because I did it to thomas jefferson. Well, I have news for you assholes. Thomas jefferson is not ever going to know what I did to him because he's ALSO DEAD. LIKE THE POPE. I was just trying to have some fun, it was almost a decade ago, and yet every time I log onto this website people want me to release a publicity statement about the miku binder. Here's your publicity statement: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you haters, I'm not taking your shit anymore! And by the way, I'm a CalArts grad as of just this month so I really don't need to take shit from the goncharov people for even one more second. Fuck. all of you. Peace out.

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

This is barely an exaggeration of where diet culture is rn on social media

suicide note that says "don't let them think the haters won I just had other shit going on"

DID sucks because in the morning you think "maybe I'm actually normal and I should stop overanalyzing my experiences and just enjoy life" and in the evening you get possessed by the ghost of yourself from 2018