Shout Out To The Next Generation Of Yuri Warriors

how they managed to create such a ms paint vibe in 1776 is beyond me

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

guys. please

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

i'm so sick of hearing about how boys are struggling in school. just send them to the mines, they don't need to get an education

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

Still can’t believe they canceled to catch a predator bc one of the predators killed himself. That should’ve been like the goal of the whole program from the jump this world I swear

With yours and an IRL friend's help I got it back 🙏🏽 Thank you

The first time I needed help from radblr was 2019 and this space has come through every time including when I was homeless in 2023

It's hard to live alone as a pinkpilled woman in this world but being a part of radblr for 10+ years has made me feel significantly less alone

Gyns I hate to do this from this account instead of main but I need help fast getting my ancient Lexus out of impound, I couldn't drive it to my court date involving the ex who attacked me this Friday because it can't even go a few miles without stopping rn and I just use it to drive to and from the train and store and was about to sell it for parts to pay rent

It's my fault I left it there and forgot thinking I'd parked it down the street like usual and walked to the station, having to go back to where I was attacked is bad on the amnesia but my lawyer is saying that was the last time at least. Also last week I was short on my gabapentin which is the most effective fibromyalgia painkiller and went from taking the maximum you can take a day to the minimum so I could barely move at first, by Friday my brain fog must've been stupid

I haven't been home basically at all since court because while the results were slightly better than I expected I needed to emotionally collapse and like finally deal with what happened and needed to be around my safe people who know about the DID to do that. Got back home today and switched alters some and realized I fucked up majorly with the car

I have about $200 now towards impound but tomorrow will be either day 5 or 6, I can't get an actual total until they open tomorrow but I think he said it was $60 a day. I get paid about $100 on Friday but that won't be enough by then and if they charge some other kinds of fees for the tow itself or some other bullshit

Tomorrow I will update this with that and if any of you can send even $5 anything will help rn 🙏🏽 DM me for Venmo or PayPal, and if you're willing to lend it to me I can pay you back whenever my tax return comes

finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche

but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing