“Vengeance Is Bad For You” I’m Not Doing It For My Health Dude

A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”

"what did students do before chatgpt?" well one time i forgot i had a history essay due at my 10am class the morning of so over the course of my 30 minute bus ride to school i awkwardly used by backpack as a desk, sped wrote the essay, and got an A on it.

six months later i re-read the essay prior to the final exam, went 'ohhhh yeah i remember this', got a question on that topic, and aced it.

point being that actually doing the work is how you learn the material and internalize it. ChatGPT can give you a short cut but you won't build you the the muscles.

In the 2000s, phones had quirks and class....

Hand mixers and Sewing Machines are Two different Types of horses

What is this phenomenon of watching someone's IG story every single time it updates while not responding to their direct questions in SMS lol I want off this ghetto ass internet (*wistfully thinks of starting a Xanga blog in like 2004 or w/e* *Adele voice* We could've had it alllllllllll)

mitski was so real for this

Hey. Take my hand. I feel like if 4chan can afford to keep running since 2009 despite having an unmarketable shitty userbase then whatever may happen to tumblr will not be our fault.

reporting all ads as malicious because all ads are malicious

I know things aren’t very Fergalicious right now dude but hang in there