finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche
but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing
DID sucks because in the morning you think "maybe I'm actually normal and I should stop overanalyzing my experiences and just enjoy life" and in the evening you get possessed by the ghost of yourself from 2018
having a job is like They're trying to close you off from the cosmos
if I was a pokemon trainer Id be giving them cigarettes I dont even smoke myself I just think itd be really funny to see like a sewaddle with a cigarette in its mouth
selfie from the post apocalyptic last day at joann fabric & craft
Me in the club
"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german
how to survive
die a lot die every day til it dont hurt no more
i hope whoever actually shot that CEO is having a good day.
me ignoring my mutuals' cringe interests posting. let she without cringe cast the first stone.
i should be smoking weed in the forest with the spirits and fairies