On Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport The First Person On The Moon Went There By Accident And Promptly

beautiful women are blocking me on tumblr dot com

liking someone romantically feels like psychosis to me

Ngl I still check in on this show to see what the gay community in my backyard is up to and since I started watching it like 13 years ago to see how it's changed and this is an extreme outfit for any judge to wear on this show even for the mass amounts of TIMs it features now that RuPaul has changed his mind about them. I gasped out loud for this one lol

So few lesbians are ever featured on the show despite drag kings also existing for just as long as queens and homosexuals crossdressing in general and theyre never even remotely able to achieve RuPaul levels of fame and this is what this weird bisexual cracker does... so glad I never gave her music a bother

Arguably the most famous drag king I'm aware of is the seemingly normie GNC and Latina Landon Cider from Dragula but I'd be surprised if a lot of women let alone lesbians knew who she was, saw her host at a club in person once and charisma and attractiveness and insane art skills alone she's way more qualified to judge this kind of thing but misogyny stays illogical even in the alphabet soup pronoun community as we're now known

she's such a simp for misogynistic kweers she's pioneering a whole new genre of pick-me-ism.

we need to stop being so desperate about finding aliens. we need to play hard to get, pretend like we couldn’t care less. watch them come rushing into our atmosphere

Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened

incredible out of context screenshot

case closed

One of my favorite little "fun facts" about Black Hollywood is the gruesome story Rihanna has told about Jay-Z flying her to this country alone at 14 (IIRC, not much older), locking her in a hotel room, and telling her "the only way she's leaving is through a window"

The older clip I've seen her babyfaced and telling this (noting the babyface because her face was forced to change artifically at what, 19? 20? After Chris Brown beat her so badly she needed reconstructive surgery, which "she must've done something to deserve we weren't there" to this fucking day, literally an Arab woman I know said this to my face a few months ago) is so chilling because she's smiling on stage at some dumbass talk show and people fucking laughed

Gratefully the TikTokker pointing it out was doing so to bring up just one of many examples of Jay-Z's predation the most famous being that he met Beyonce when she was about 16 in Destiny's Child and previously publicly dated teenaged (or near) Foxy Brown, all while in his 30s

Like why the fuck is he not being tarred and feathered as hard as his BFF Diddy? I'm so ready lol been ready since 2010

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.