Haha Not Me Purposefully "losing Track Of Time" At A Coffee Shop, Taking The Longest Bus Route Home,

This is just canonically what nightvale looks like

Tried out some nightvale quotes in Neuralblender and wow, that neural sure can blend

I told this to my mom and she said "this is why no one likes you Emilia"

After you die, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils because…

…they dilate!

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consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

I did it

His name is dave

how to create a Creature (step by step guide)

1. compact body (the rounder the better)

2. it has to have stump legs or no leg at all

3. wings r good sometimes

4. blank expression

5. add some pointy things (ears tail spikes etc)

6. minimal colour

7. bam you have a Creature

Gonna start posting more

This is a call for help

"Hermits are made up of 30.7692% potato" factoid actually false. Mumbo Jumbo, who is 8 times the normal amount of potato, was an outsider and should not have been counted.

Ok guys, raise of hands, who actually found love in October?

MINES FUCKING DONT CALL YOUR MOM

I forgot I saved this in my phone but my New Years resolution according 2 this meme is to become the narrator from fight club 😐

crying rn 🥹