I Did It

...what are his terms?

He wants to make a deal

New Aesthetic: Cool rocks in empty pill bottles

Haha not me purposefully "losing track of time" at a coffee shop, taking the longest bus route home, and avoiding my responsibilities at all costs lol im so quirky

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

Hey guys! I left due to mental health reasons (the salamander) but I'm back!

my thoughts are only traitors to my consciousness

my thoughts are only traitors to my consciousness

my thoughts are only traitors to my consciousness

Make me

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

If the one guy on the block who snowplows the whole block doesn't get into heaven I will personally fight God for his ticket

Just coughed like an iPad kid and I feel... relieved? Like I've been holding back actually giving a Good Strong Cough for a while? Is this normal?