I told this to my mom and she said "this is why no one likes you Emilia"
After you die, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils because…
…they dilate!
You know when you have a really good dream and you wanna keep going so you start to daydream about it but there's a couple things you have to retcon?
*unscrews my boob and just fucking slaps you with it*
His name is dave
1. compact body (the rounder the better)
2. it has to have stump legs or no leg at all
3. wings r good sometimes
4. blank expression
5. add some pointy things (ears tail spikes etc)
6. minimal colour
7. bam you have a Creature
Just coughed like an iPad kid and I feel... relieved? Like I've been holding back actually giving a Good Strong Cough for a while? Is this normal?
God why cant I just PICK a SIDE already
You can only reblog this today.
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Rrrmmm?
and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good