You know when you have a really good dream and you wanna keep going so you start to daydream about it but there's a couple things you have to retcon?
reblog for something really lgbt to happen to the person you reblogged it from
and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good
I have been waiting all year to post this.
As someone from the Midwest I can confirm we are just the shire
The Tolkien fandom tends to characterise the society of the Shire as super judgmental, but Bilbo mysteriously disappeared for over a year, then came back and lived to be 111 without ever looking a day over 50, and not once in that span was he openly accused of being a vampire – so if the Shire-folk are prone to judgment, they also know to mind their own business!
If the one guy on the block who snowplows the whole block doesn't get into heaven I will personally fight God for his ticket
New Aesthetic: Cool rocks in empty pill bottles
Y'all ever get an ad for a game you already downloaded? Like who are you trying to market to? You already got me you can stop
Haha not me purposefully "losing track of time" at a coffee shop, taking the longest bus route home, and avoiding my responsibilities at all costs lol im so quirky
His name is dave
1. compact body (the rounder the better)
2. it has to have stump legs or no leg at all
3. wings r good sometimes
4. blank expression
5. add some pointy things (ears tail spikes etc)
6. minimal colour
7. bam you have a Creature