Gaychive - Gay And Tired

make what you love, do what you love :) filet crochet 50 x 37 cm prints available here dyke version here

*changing sex positions* now let‘s do a silly one

can i bum a hit on your slide whistle

I don’t wanna get age gap discourse out of this but making Whizzer 15-20 years younger than Marvin….works so much

i would like to propose a new accessibility feature for movies where every time a brown-haired white man comes on screen they tell me which one he is

I have the four columns all done and pressed, just need to sew them together and this top will be finished!

I’m excited to see this piece glazed

y’know, in two months 🥲

Once upon a time there was a girl whose wicked stepmother forced her to clean the entire house for Pesach all by herself. So while her stepmother and stepsisters left early for the grand seder at the Prince's palace, the girl spent the afternoon sweeping and dusting and washing and polishing. As she finally burned the last crumbs of chametz in the fireplace, she saw the sun setting and knew she would never make it to the Prince's seder on time, so she began to prepare her own meager dinner: a little Passover pizza. But miraculously, her fairy godmother appeared and transformed the pizza into a flying carpet to take her to the palace, and the cheese into a beautiful dress for her to wear. And to commemorate this story, to this very day, that cheese is named after that girl: they called her Matzah-rella.

tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page