Once upon a time there was a girl whose wicked stepmother forced her to clean the entire house for Pesach all by herself. So while her stepmother and stepsisters left early for the grand seder at the Prince's palace, the girl spent the afternoon sweeping and dusting and washing and polishing. As she finally burned the last crumbs of chametz in the fireplace, she saw the sun setting and knew she would never make it to the Prince's seder on time, so she began to prepare her own meager dinner: a little Passover pizza. But miraculously, her fairy godmother appeared and transformed the pizza into a flying carpet to take her to the palace, and the cheese into a beautiful dress for her to wear. And to commemorate this story, to this very day, that cheese is named after that girl: they called her Matzah-rella.
*visibly shaking* my friends generally like me and want to know what i'm up to *tears streaming down my face* my colleagues respect me and are excited about my work *blood starts pouring out of my nose* i am not bothering these people when i reach out to say hello and invite them to events i'm organizing *my hair spontaneously catches fire as i crumble into dust*
JOHN BOYEGA
by Alessandro Scotti behind the scenes for the Pirelli Calendar 2025
Can we make a perfect penis poll through coordination on the notes and tumblr telepathy
Ball
Penis
Ball
Un cuervo con tenis 🐦⬛👟
"The Butch Manual; The Current Drag And How To Do It" by Clark Henley
lino prints!!!!! im gna do more in the future for sure i love doing these!!!! all are hand printed and hand carved by me <33 link
i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.
I walked upstairs to find both cats on the couch eating a bag of slowly thawing peas. Life is an adventure.