Can I Bum A Hit On Your Slide Whistle

my friend has a board game from 1986 called Therapy

and it’s whole thing is it’s supposedly based on scientific studies/data and even has sources cited on cards. but you know. it’s a board game about psychology from the 80s. so you get shit like this:

and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

Barn Owls (Tyto alba), family Tytonidae, order Strigiformes, Carrizo Plain National Monument, CA, USA

photograph by Mitch Waters

It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.

I’m excited to see this piece glazed

y’know, in two months 🥲

I SAID THIS TO MY MOM WHEN I WAS FOUR AND THEY STARTED TO MAKE SOCCER COMPETITIVE

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

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