i would like to propose a new accessibility feature for movies where every time a brown-haired white man comes on screen they tell me which one he is
hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!
you know what's wrong with me? i like information
"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit
i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?
I hope surgeon Garak and hologram Bashir make it back to the original universe and find out that OG universe Garak and Bashir are also married and then the four of them get pissy about it because they both thought they were special and proceed to try to one-up each other
What are you even supposed to eat for dinner
and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good
Can we make a perfect penis poll through coordination on the notes and tumblr telepathy
Ball
Penis
Ball