i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?
I feel like maisy mouse should get more love on here I think she'd be besties with snoopy, miffy, etc.
look at her she's so cute
make what you love, do what you love :) filet crochet 50 x 37 cm prints available here dyke version here
Cats getting caught doing crimes
Did you know that there is a Toaster Museum????
Masculine cape made of green silk velvet with golden embroidery. Years 1651-1675.
Source: Museu Virtual de la Moda de Catalunya [Fashion Virtual Museum of Catalonia]. Kept in Museu del Disseny [Design Museum] in Barcelona, Catalonia.
It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.
i would like to propose a new accessibility feature for movies where every time a brown-haired white man comes on screen they tell me which one he is
i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
twisting and bitturning