Gaychive - Gay And Tired

*changing sex positions* now let‘s do a silly one

Bashir, acting like an excited teenager: He talked to me! Maybe he wanted to try to get Starfleet secrets from me!

Sisko: With candlelight dinner and a bottle of wine?

Bashir: Maybe! 😍

you know what this means chat

had a dream that started out kind of sexy and for a number of irrelevant dream-state reasons involved my having to explain to a partner that i didn't want to suck on his titties. i think it was supposed to turn into an anxiety dream about having to negotiate sexual boundaries but instead he smiled and, very sympathetic, told me "of course - i know you're a freudian, i'm sorry that didn't occur to me," sort of saying he should have remembered how i felt about oral fixations, and then the rest of the dream was me trying with increasing desperation to convince him that i was not a freudian and he just laughed and laughed, like i was being sort of foolish and silly, and said he knew how i really felt, and didn't my unconscious mind reveal the truth about me, and so on. and by then i was so distressed that i was yelling at him in the dream - not that i actually fully realized i was dreaming - and shouted "dream interpretation is a crock of shit!" with such force that it woke me up.

i guess i'm back on this site bc the bird app is really unusable at this point

lino prints!!!!! im gna do more in the future for sure i love doing these!!!! all are hand printed and hand carved by me <33 link

twisting and bitturning

tulip table lamp, tiffany glass & decorating co. c. 1900-06.

Archaeologist problems: can't heckle a guy to give you his full citation data when he's been dead for 14 years.