Twisting And Bitturning

A Whole Family Of Pigs Going On An Adventure

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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

you know what this means chat

hmmm…pretty sure one of these is not quite like the others

*visibly shaking* my friends generally like me and want to know what i'm up to *tears streaming down my face* my colleagues respect me and are excited about my work *blood starts pouring out of my nose* i am not bothering these people when i reach out to say hello and invite them to events i'm organizing *my hair spontaneously catches fire as i crumble into dust*

How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

literally heartbreaking. see that crack.. he just BROKE his pussy.

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

Toucan Sam underwear ad. Idk. I'm tired. You get what you get.