90s/y2k Klutz Books (pt 2)

they’ve invented a new kind of edging where they

we're sitting

and watching popes explain baseball

we're watching popes explain baseball

watching italians

who do not know baseball

learn baseball

i would like to propose a new accessibility feature for movies where every time a brown-haired white man comes on screen they tell me which one he is

Masculine cape made of green silk velvet with golden embroidery. Years 1651-1675.

Source: Museu Virtual de la Moda de Catalunya [Fashion Virtual Museum of Catalonia]. Kept in Museu del Disseny [Design Museum] in Barcelona, Catalonia.

Bashir, acting like an excited teenager: He talked to me! Maybe he wanted to try to get Starfleet secrets from me!

Sisko: With candlelight dinner and a bottle of wine?

Bashir: Maybe! 😍

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

aquarium outfit inspo

Once upon a time there was a girl whose wicked stepmother forced her to clean the entire house for Pesach all by herself. So while her stepmother and stepsisters left early for the grand seder at the Prince's palace, the girl spent the afternoon sweeping and dusting and washing and polishing. As she finally burned the last crumbs of chametz in the fireplace, she saw the sun setting and knew she would never make it to the Prince's seder on time, so she began to prepare her own meager dinner: a little Passover pizza. But miraculously, her fairy godmother appeared and transformed the pizza into a flying carpet to take her to the palace, and the cheese into a beautiful dress for her to wear. And to commemorate this story, to this very day, that cheese is named after that girl: they called her Matzah-rella.