visibly Shaking My Friends Generally Like Me And Want To Know What I'm Up To *tears Streaming Down

*visibly shaking* my friends generally like me and want to know what i'm up to *tears streaming down my face* my colleagues respect me and are excited about my work *blood starts pouring out of my nose* i am not bothering these people when i reach out to say hello and invite them to events i'm organizing *my hair spontaneously catches fire as i crumble into dust*

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(id in alt text btw!)

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yes

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