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snails are offten all like @_// \\_@ in the garden and stuff

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I don’t wanna get age gap discourse out of this but making Whizzer 15-20 years younger than Marvin….works so much

The exit sign of a middle school hallway is a sort of mezuzah for tween boys if you really think about it.

i would like to propose a new accessibility feature for movies where every time a brown-haired white man comes on screen they tell me which one he is

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

I SAID THIS TO MY MOM WHEN I WAS FOUR AND THEY STARTED TO MAKE SOCCER COMPETITIVE

can i bum a hit on your slide whistle

Did you know that there is a Toaster Museum????