Gaychive - Gay And Tired

I have the four columns all done and pressed, just need to sew them together and this top will be finished!

there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

*changing sex positions* now let‘s do a silly one

I keep drawing penis...

tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page

gouache friends

Un cuervo con tenis 🐦‍⬛👟

I’m a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: “there is only one gender… iguana” and i had to mute my microphone

Happy birthday, Duane.

snails are offten all like @_// \\_@ in the garden and stuff