Monokubo

so simon & schuster sent my boss and i a bunch of scanned nancy drew covers so we can use them for various parts of our project and most covers had two files, one with text one without

except for nancy drew and the hidden staircase which i guess they started to remove the title on and then stopped so they just sent us

does anyone have the faggot crisis in the grocery store tweet i need it for my health and wellness

i would like to propose a new accessibility feature for movies where every time a brown-haired white man comes on screen they tell me which one he is

"The Butch Manual; The Current Drag And How To Do It" by Clark Henley

aquarium outfit inspo

Bashir, acting like an excited teenager: He talked to me! Maybe he wanted to try to get Starfleet secrets from me!

Sisko: With candlelight dinner and a bottle of wine?

Bashir: Maybe! 😍

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page

Keith Haring painting a mural at the BBDO headquarters in Dusseldorf, 1987.

Un cuervo con tenis 🐦‍⬛👟