Garaks-sewing-gun - Lying Is A Skill Like Any Other

this is literally the only compelling case for doctor kelas parmak being real like

who would win in a fight, the delicious trauma of parmak being dead as hell absolutely nonexistant OR the delectable drama of a man meeting the near-identical younger model he got traded out for

I can never decide!!!! both options are so great!!!!! two absolute cakes!!!

Honestly, if Kelas is real did used to date Garak that makes his POV on Julian even more hilarious.

Like, imagine not seeing your toxic ass ex for years, then he comes back from his state enforced trip abroad with a new boyfriend whose half his age and just happens to be a doctor like you. God he would be so catty, as he should

How Spock dresses when he is going to his own wedding with a fiancée he's been betrothed to since childhood

VS

Spock going to see his former Captain he hasn't seen in years after failing Kolinahr

Poor, precious lizard boy. I liked ASIT, it’s a damn fine piece of literature. I also liked how he was sad and confused most of the book. I can relate to that

Some people say Bashir is in the closet, in denial about his gay thoughts, but honestly given Star Trek is supposed to be set in a super progressive future then, (ignoring inevitable attitudes of the time it was written) I don't think he's in denial of his sexuality.

I think it's far more likely that he's on a Bajoran space station and is dealing with the sudden realisation that he is deeply attracted to suspicious morally ambiguous Cardassians.

Kira has a dagger collection

Kira has a dagger collection

Kira has a dagger collection

Kira has a dagger collection

Kira has a dagger collection

And another thing I find hilarious about Garak is that - he is such a snob.

Like, Quark's too vulgar and loud for him, close range fighting is "undignified", no one can set a foot on the station without having this middle aged Cardassian criticizing their fashion choice right in front of their Bolinian salads or whatever, he debates epic literature at lunch, he has had Shakespeare for like 5 minutes and he is already quoting it during life or death emergencies.

And it's absolutely hilarious because this man chopped up his countrymen for a living.

drew miles o'brien on animal jam

ds9 crew: “guys we gotta stop the evil bad guys from the wormhole”

quark subplot:

if you see me tag Character on a post and you think to yourself "how the hell is that Character" mind your damn business alright we're on a first name basis. me and Character.

The only daxshir dynamic I accept