Bro I’m Sorry I Said “good Game” After We Had Sex

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

Post cunt

im posting as fast as i can. and dont call me that

Scissors are a type of crocodile

How do you want me to sleep when I just found out Ryan's early designs has tattoos

dylan lenivy, the quarry (2022)

The genius comedic duo of Ryan "I have absolutely zero ability to identify sarcasm and satire" Erzahler and Dylan "nothing genuine has left my mouth since the minute I stepped onto these camp grounds" Lenivy

someone: bear in mind…..

me:

their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son