Someone: Bear In Mind…..

theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’

My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid

Me: yessirrrr

someone: bear in mind…..

me:

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.

The genius comedic duo of Ryan "I have absolutely zero ability to identify sarcasm and satire" Erzahler and Dylan "nothing genuine has left my mouth since the minute I stepped onto these camp grounds" Lenivy

Well actually, I’m ‘let’s get the fuck out of here Ryan’.

nick being aussie gave me such whiplash cause it’d be constant american accents and suddenly he’s all like, “naurrr mate oi’ve gotten meself chomped by this big bloody bugger nahhh fuck me mate”