Their Scared Cus They Never Saw A Sandwich That Big. But The Dad Has To Look Brave For His Son

nick going on and on about how he wishes he were like jacob because "he's all hot and attractive and funny and charismatic and great and perfect" and everyone is just looking at him like????? ok fruit?

slowly approaching bear

Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’

My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid

Me: yessirrrr

*some kind of generic skinny white guy with curly hair walks past us on the sidewalk* dude.. was that bop dylan

agreed

by bo burnham

Dylan: That feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why.

*werewolf burst into the room*

Dylan: That's right! I was getting chased

theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

Ain't nothin' gonna break their stride 💥🌟

dylan lenivy, the quarry (2022)

bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)