Thank You Black Mold. Thats A Wonderful Idea Black Mold.

WTF⁉️Joe Biden signs executive order to change the phrase “burning the midnight oil” to “fucking the midnight pig” ? 😕 WHAT? Share to stop this! 🛑

my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”

theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

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i had you going there for a second, didn’t i? no. maybe. shut up.

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

new DB Cooper theory: he went up

someone: bear in mind…..

me: