Was So Well-behaved The Dentist Let Me Put My Fingers In His Mouth Too

someone: bear in mind…..

me:

WTF⁉️Joe Biden signs executive order to change the phrase “burning the midnight oil” to “fucking the midnight pig” ? 😕 WHAT? Share to stop this! 🛑

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

Ryan, reading: hmm queer coding

Dylan, working on his programming: well. trying to.

Bear Selfies Captured By Camera Traps

someone: bear in mind…..

me:

any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess