Not Now Kitten Daddy's Googling His Symptoms

more Phantom Armand cuz i'm obsessed

also some devil's minion chibis!

Guess my work here is done omg

INTJ: Can you imagine the things we would get into if we hung out? Lol

INTP: Oh it would be a riot, pal.

INTJ: Oh it would be. I think we could take over the world in three days if we hung out.

INTP: No way! Too much responsibility. I’d rather take over a zoo or something.

INTJ: What about taking over a Walmart and play Justin Bieber songs over the intercom, driving the patrons to go insane, then we lock the doors and give them weapons and proclaim, “Welcome to the Hunger Games. Only one of you will walk out alive.”

INTP:

INTP: Okay that. That’s what we do.

in case it hasn’t been clear, this blog is firmly and unwaveringly pro-choice.

Sketches with Vik

Just write the script and direct the movie, because this right here is amazing

“Artemis Fowl” would be such an amazing movie? Like it starts off with a voice over going all…

How does one describe Artemis Fowl? Various psychiatrists have tried and failed… 

And we see a rich boy wearing an expensive suit sitting by fire… we can’t see his face–just his back with that fancy Victorian chair of his. And he’s staring at his piles of GOLD. The voice over continues…

There is no doubt that Artemis is a child prodigy.  But why does someone of such brilliance dedicate himself to criminal activities? 

The boy stands up but we still can’t see his face. He walks towards the screen and the cam backs away and then suddenly the boy is trying to close the door. 

This is a question that can be answered by only one person.

And then the view goes upward and we finally see his pale face and he’s smiling deviously with his finger on his lips as if to say “Hush.”

And he delights in not talking.

The boy closes the door entirely and then it shows “Artemis Fowl” in friggin GOLD because that’s what the movie is all about. G O L D. And then it gives the audience the chills.

Not Heathcliff being described as both a goblin and a vampire not one page apart!! Assad Zaman as Heathcliff when??

HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

I have a new spiritual animal vampire:

Everard de Landen

this guy showed up and said with his whole chest he was gonna “smack Marius in his face” if he ever saw him again