Guess My Work Here Is Done Omg

Turn my haters to consumers / I make vets feel like they juniors 📿⛪️🕯️

headcanons for Armand in BG3's Faerun

- kidnapped from the underdark as a child by duergar and taken to Baldur’s Gate (he’s half drow)

-bought by Marius and lived in his mansion in the uppercity

- probably met Cazador Szarr through Marius (I imagine they’d be rivals and Marius is showing off Armand)

- Marius has painted Raphael’s portrait for small favours (they’ve also fucked)

- kidnapped and brainwashed by Bhaal cultists and lived in the underground temple with them

- the guardian takes on the form of Marius when showing himself to Armand

- gets taken when hunting by the mindflayers and is now ’free’ for the first time in centuries

- learns through Karlach, Gale, Astarion, Wyll, Laezel and Shadowheart that he deserves to be free (the way they all had some higher power exerting control over them oh my babies)

head mod by Cheeksart on nexus mods!

INTJ: Can you imagine the things we would get into if we hung out? Lol

INTP: Oh it would be a riot, pal.

INTJ: Oh it would be. I think we could take over the world in three days if we hung out.

INTP: No way! Too much responsibility. I’d rather take over a zoo or something.

INTJ: What about taking over a Walmart and play Justin Bieber songs over the intercom, driving the patrons to go insane, then we lock the doors and give them weapons and proclaim, “Welcome to the Hunger Games. Only one of you will walk out alive.”

INTP:

INTP: Okay that. That’s what we do.

Making Armand’s guardian in BG3 Marius was not a good choice man this shit is traumatic

my man Everard roasting Magnus before even knowing Magnus is right in front of him and then he keeps roasting him!! yes go off on all the dead beat makers king

also Magnus is a ghost??

Currently playing BG3 as Armand and let me tell you the jumpscare I got when the guardian first appeared and I remembered I made him look like Marius

something happened in my brain, and now u have to watch it

Artemis Fowl II, juvenile genius ~

Fowldom where u at