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Currently playing BG3 as Armand and let me tell you the jumpscare I got when the guardian first appeared and I remembered I made him look like Marius

Cornelius McCarthy (1935-2009)

Gale: It’s important to remember what makes us human

Armand: …

Gale: … well you know what I mean

LMAOO

why does he look so smug huh

Behold, the worst written line of all time:

Aro started to laugh. “Ha ha ha,” he chuckled.

-Stephenie Meyer New Moon

Raphael could totally just talk you into having an orgasm

egon schiele, death and the maiden, 1915 (detail) / interview with the vampire 2.05

Benji has a vampire hotline podcast?? Those memes about Lestat and Daniel starting a podcast are not farfetched at all lmaoo

headcanons for Armand in BG3's Faerun

- kidnapped from the underdark as a child by duergar and taken to Baldur’s Gate (he’s half drow)

-bought by Marius and lived in his mansion in the uppercity

- probably met Cazador Szarr through Marius (I imagine they’d be rivals and Marius is showing off Armand)

- Marius has painted Raphael’s portrait for small favours (they’ve also fucked)

- kidnapped and brainwashed by Bhaal cultists and lived in the underground temple with them

- the guardian takes on the form of Marius when showing himself to Armand

- gets taken when hunting by the mindflayers and is now ’free’ for the first time in centuries

- learns through Karlach, Gale, Astarion, Wyll, Laezel and Shadowheart that he deserves to be free (the way they all had some higher power exerting control over them oh my babies)

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