Diafol-llywd - Man A Man A Mwnci

Every listicle about which Star Wars characters go in which Hogwarts houses is bullshit. They always make Leia a Ravenclaw or a Gryffindor. Leia is a Slytherin. She was raised a princess but even that wasn’t enough for her, she was like “I’m gonna overthrow the government, bitches.”

And Han Solo is not a bad-ass Slytherin, he is a Hufflepuff, because every five minutes he is dropping his own agenda to help his friends not die doing whatever crazy shit they’re about to do.

The biggest Gryffindor in the whole trilogy is R2D2, because every beep of his can basically be translated as “Hold my beer and watch this,” usually followed by him getting zapped by something and falling over.

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

Molly is a puff for sure, but I am awaiting more evidence for what house Yasha would be in

bc I’m an unoriginal bench who makes the content she wants to see in the world, I am definitely thinking about a c2 critical role hogwarts au and I NEED TO KNOW people’s opinions on which houses Molly and Yasha would be in pls help

You make all my defences fall I fell in love in juvie hall

It finally happened. During last night’s Ravenloft D&D game, I put on my best Rob Cantor impersonation and unleashed Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf on my players.

I have accomplished all I ever wished to as a Dungeon Master.

I opened the encounter almost verbatim to the song:

“You’re walking in the Svalich woods. There’s no one around, And you suspect the sun is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf!”

The players were stunned silent.

“He’s following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He’s gaining on you. And you can see there’s blood on his face! My god, there’s blood everywhere!

…roll initiative.”

my dog took a bullet for me

I have straw coloured hair and non crystal eyes the colour of mud, wanna e date?

Does anyone wanna fucking e date I can't handle EVERUONE I KNOW COUPLING OFFF 😭 I literally have naturally blonde hair and crystal eyes the colour of the sea and I run a blog

Laura and Liam reminisce about their D&D home-game slap fights. Travis pulls up a five-year-old video as evidence. Talks Machina is a very entertaining show.

Ah yes, ruler of the Kingdom of Hell... Mickey Mouse!

Seriously though, thanks mate 👍

Is your name pronounced Mickey like "Mick-ey" or Mickey like "Mike-y"?? My English isn't great and every time I see your name on posts my brain panics and doesn't know what to do 😂

mick-ee!! like mickey mouse!!