I Have Straw Coloured Hair And Non Crystal Eyes The Colour Of Mud, Wanna E Date?

How'd you break your collar bone? Did you try to catch a cactus again: like you've never heard it before

mines is “this is a safe place bc i know harries would murder me: a true crime series”

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Meanwhile I'm struggling to hold down 1, one, job 😂

You go you funky lil Satan Child

hey mickey, i saw that you're poly (i am too) and i was wondering how many relationships you're in, but only if you feel comfortable sharing. ily!

three romantic relationships!! i also have multiple qpps and a platonic boyfriend!!

I have been waiting all year to post this.

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

Me going to "check the stock room" at work

i just read a washington post article on romcoms aging poorly due to the pushiness (and oft-stalkery conduct) of the male characters therein, and it got me thinking about pride and prejudice, and specifically darcy saying, “one word from you will silence me on this subject forever.”

because, like, that’s the seldom-portrayed romantic dream in the patriarchal hellscape that is our world, isn’t it?

a dude being willing to say, “i understand if you don’t feel the same way about me, and i’ll leave you alone forever about this if my attention is unwanted.”

so simple, yet so wonderful in its basic human decency

It's been shown in the UK as well, there are variations of it such as one where a sheep farmer who is shearing his sheep shears his dog. Peak advertising

……..

It finally happened. During last night’s Ravenloft D&D game, I put on my best Rob Cantor impersonation and unleashed Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf on my players.

I have accomplished all I ever wished to as a Dungeon Master.

I opened the encounter almost verbatim to the song:

“You’re walking in the Svalich woods. There’s no one around, And you suspect the sun is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf!”

The players were stunned silent.

“He’s following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He’s gaining on you. And you can see there’s blood on his face! My god, there’s blood everywhere!

…roll initiative.”