Oh I Am SOOOOOO DEFINITELY 100% REAL NO CAP Normal About This Man. No Weird Intensions Or Particular

I don't even know what to say anymore. Fuck FIFA.

Have a good night folks, cuz mine if surely fucking ruined.

Me, looking my friend straight in the eyes while buying two croatian nt related books at Interliber: Don't you dare comment on this or tell this to anyone.

Then she proceeded to give me the most judgmental stare ever.

Anyways the books I bought xoxo (I'm so normal)

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

A bit late but happy anniversary to one of the happiest nights we experienced. <3

Whoever wins gets to officially claim Tesla as their own scientist.

Joškos and Sosas only comebacks to anything are "I fucked your mom" because they are no better than 12 year olds.

(translation: me, Sosas mom)

- efendim Zika Mlaz

me when i realize the lamp looks a lil too flat and that i am in fact not married to dominik szoboszlai and we dont have 4 kids

GUYS GUYS GUYS IT LOOKED AT ME FIRST I SWEAR-

I'm sorry BUT WHO THE FUCK APPROVED OF THE NEW JERSEY DESIGNS??? THEY'RE SO UGLY.

Okay I actually like the blue one but the red and white one is ATROCIOUS. IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN COMPANIES MAKE THEIR LOGOS MORE MINIMALISTIC FOR NO REASON.

Like...

THEY'RE NOT CUNTY ANYMORE 😭

HOW COULD MY LIFE NOT BE CHANGED???? HELLO??? LOOK AT THEM???????? BABYGIRLS ALL AROUND LUV!!!!!!!

— efendim zika mlaz

Have a video I created with the shittiest rented house wifi on this earth.

- efendim Stojan Šmrk