GUYS GUYS GUYS IT LOOKED AT ME FIRST I SWEAR-

Other players wishing Perišić a good recovery:

Get back better and stronger brother! 💪🥰

Meanwhile Rakitić:

Hey FATASS, hope you get better soon! 😁

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

I don't know about your blogs, BUT THIS IS AN ERLING HAALAND APPRECIATION BLOG! WE FUCKING LOVE ERLING HAALAND AROUND HERE!!!

No but fr how can you hate this man? He's a silly little guy who likes to play Minecraft and eat Kebab pizza. Haaland girls rise up!

I don't even know what to say anymore. Fuck FIFA.

Have a good night folks, cuz mine if surely fucking ruined.

WE WON. WE WON A TOURNAMENT. A NATIONAL TOURNAMENT. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

RAMOS BARBIE TRUTHERS MAKE SOME NOISE!!

General introduction to the leaders of Crocvnts:

efendim zika mlaz

Nicknames: Zičomir, Zika, Mlaz

Pronouns: she/her

Nationality: Croatian

Age: 18

Favorite players: Dominik Livaković, Sergio Ramos, Ricardo Kaká, Yassine Bono, João Félix, Dani Olmo, Lovro Majer, Dominik Szoboszlai (obvious)

Favorite clubs: Dinamo Zagreb, LEICESTER CITY, AC Milan, RB Leipzig (im sorry), Union Berlin

efendim stojan šmrk

Nicknames: Stoja | Stojan | Šmrk

Pronouns: she/her

Nationality: 🇭🇷

Age: 18

Favorite players: 1. Luka Modrić, 2. Sergio Ramos, 3. Dominik Livaković

Favorite club: Real Madrid

General info about the blog

< https://youtu.be/W1eMT5dbe-c >

This is a semi satire blog (the down badness isn't satire). It's run by two people aka Zika Mlaz and Stojan Šmrk. This blog is used to share our personal thoughts and random shit we find relating to the cro nt or football players we like, or literally whatever we want. Before you say you are concerned for us, know that we are too <3.

Most importantly don't take anything here to heart this is literally a joke fan blog so please don't be stupid :)

Zakomplicirat će te vi moje srčane probleme.

Luka Modrić: “Mi si u kvalifikacijama volimo malo zakomplicirat.”

Truer words have never been spoken

Average Croatia nt activities

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

No world cup? Don't worry there is someone who can fix that.

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

the cuntafication and flopafication of the national team. i know whats up my bretherin. #speaking from the heart

— efendim zika mlaz