I Don't Even Know What To Say Anymore. Fuck FIFA.

Mitski wrote "I bet on losing dogs" in 2016 so I can listen to it whenever the Croatian nt loses a game.

🌺💜 SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING 💜🌺

thank you so much!!! sorry for the late response, neither of us couldnt figure out how to answer these :,) </3

first ask on this blog yo

— efendim zičo mlaki

Well anyways to distract myself from the shit I went through on Thursday, I'm going to post pictures from it!

Yes me, Stoja, I was at the stadium when we played the game. Regardless of the result it was probably one of the best experiences I've had regarding football

ALSO JURANOVIĆ WAVED AT ME GUYS DJFVSKDBDK

They're ass I know but it is what it is

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

this ma boy jesse (djesaner, djesonja, jeso, jopo, pouf, mustafa, majmun) watching an old ass dinamo game yes baturina is his fav

im expecting dinamo to win and if they dont i will never recover (theyre playing ass as per usual🗿)

have some dinamo memes bcs this is a dinamo lover blog

EDIT: LETS GOOOO BATURINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

— efendim zika mlaz

unwavering 牢固たる

Welp it looks like Courtois fucked up his leg for a while now, y'all know what this mean...

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

RAMOS BARBIE TRUTHERS MAKE SOME NOISE!!

my face seeing grown men reunite to kick a ball around for a living: 🥹

General introduction to the leaders of Crocvnts:

efendim zika mlaz

Nicknames: Zičomir, Zika, Mlaz

Pronouns: she/her

Nationality: Croatian

Age: 18

Favorite players: Dominik Livaković, Sergio Ramos, Ricardo Kaká, Yassine Bono, João Félix, Dani Olmo, Lovro Majer, Dominik Szoboszlai (obvious)

Favorite clubs: Dinamo Zagreb, LEICESTER CITY, AC Milan, RB Leipzig (im sorry), Union Berlin

efendim stojan šmrk

Nicknames: Stoja | Stojan | Šmrk

Pronouns: she/her

Nationality: 🇭🇷

Age: 18

Favorite players: 1. Luka Modrić, 2. Sergio Ramos, 3. Dominik Livaković

Favorite club: Real Madrid

General info about the blog

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This is a semi satire blog (the down badness isn't satire). It's run by two people aka Zika Mlaz and Stojan Šmrk. This blog is used to share our personal thoughts and random shit we find relating to the cro nt or football players we like, or literally whatever we want. Before you say you are concerned for us, know that we are too <3.

Most importantly don't take anything here to heart this is literally a joke fan blog so please don't be stupid :)

WHERE is ramos going please someone give him a JOB he’s UNEMPLOYED and he hasnt put a shirt on since psg he said its either a jersey or im NAKED