Whoever Wins Gets To Officially Claim Tesla As Their Own Scientist.

Welp it looks like Courtois fucked up his leg for a while now, y'all know what this mean...

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

Other players wishing Perišić a good recovery:

Get back better and stronger brother! 💪🥰

Meanwhile Rakitić:

Hey FATASS, hope you get better soon! 😁

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

me when i realize the lamp looks a lil too flat and that i am in fact not married to dominik szoboszlai and we dont have 4 kids

General introduction to the leaders of Crocvnts:

efendim zika mlaz

Nicknames: Zičomir, Zika, Mlaz

Pronouns: she/her

Nationality: Croatian

Age: 18

Favorite players: Dominik Livaković, Sergio Ramos, Ricardo Kaká, Yassine Bono, João Félix, Dani Olmo, Lovro Majer, Dominik Szoboszlai (obvious)

Favorite clubs: Dinamo Zagreb, LEICESTER CITY, AC Milan, RB Leipzig (im sorry), Union Berlin

efendim stojan šmrk

Nicknames: Stoja | Stojan | Šmrk

Pronouns: she/her

Nationality: 🇭🇷

Age: 18

Favorite players: 1. Luka Modrić, 2. Sergio Ramos, 3. Dominik Livaković

Favorite club: Real Madrid

General info about the blog

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This is a semi satire blog (the down badness isn't satire). It's run by two people aka Zika Mlaz and Stojan Šmrk. This blog is used to share our personal thoughts and random shit we find relating to the cro nt or football players we like, or literally whatever we want. Before you say you are concerned for us, know that we are too <3.

Most importantly don't take anything here to heart this is literally a joke fan blog so please don't be stupid :)

THEY'RE FEEDING HIM PANCAKES WITH LINO LADA

EMILIANO MARTINEZ WON THE FUCKING YASHIN TROPHY ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. IS THIS IS A JOKE FIFA? CUZ I'M NOT FUCKING LAUGHING.

If Sergio Ramos was an animal, he would be a pitbull named Daisy.

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

I love being petty <3

No world cup? Don't worry there is someone who can fix that.

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

this ma boy jesse (djesaner, djesonja, jeso, jopo, pouf, mustafa, majmun) watching an old ass dinamo game yes baturina is his fav

im expecting dinamo to win and if they dont i will never recover (theyre playing ass as per usual🗿)

have some dinamo memes bcs this is a dinamo lover blog

EDIT: LETS GOOOO BATURINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

— efendim zika mlaz