No Sorry I Dont Really Use Instagram, I Can Contact You Via Ouija Board, Spirit Box, Fluctuations In

which duck are you?

Bucky: What the hell is wrong with you?

Walker: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

in the world where we're all rivers you are instead proven "silty beyond a reasonable trout" and sentenced to the diversion of your head waters (in the world where we're all rivers this is basically execution)

one of my fave DnD things is how, during character creation, people start talking in first person without realising. they start out like ‘well, she’s a paladin’ and within ten minutes their fists are clenched as they shout ‘MY SISTER DESERVED WHAT SHE GOT AND IF YOU DISAGREE I’LL KILL YOU TOO’

Pretzel Manatee blesses you with his pretzel tail 🥨

let's start speaking the insurance companies' language. this fetus needs to be aborted because it simply does not have the credit history to be trusted to pay for cost of delivery.

Nautilus