Do You Guys Wanna See The Most Perfectest Png Of My Cat

I forgive you

monkey’s sinister smile

Hmm. Apparently it's starting to be that time of the year when the temperature might be the plausible answer to "why am I unreasonably mad for no good reason." And it's worthwhile to try sitting on the balcony to cool off for a few minutes to see if it goes away, instead of immediately starting fights with strangers on tumblr over which one out of the two of you is the one who doesn't know what it looks like when birds are fucking.

it's cos you're always outing those damn knives

It is my regret to inform you that Arwen's health has taken a turn and must leave us now.

She is at least 15 and lead a life of adventure and profound love, and it is my honor to be there for her today.

This is a pic I took just a few days ago after a long and beautiful walk on her favorite trail.

I will be offline for a while and will speak to you all again when I can.

Everyone reading this please go walk your dog or play with your cat or just spend at least a solid half hour with the animals in your life, giving them your undivided attention.

Thank you.

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

A bus may have only a couple of passengers, especially at the beginning or end of its route. But let's also take fuel efficiency into account.

Thunderbolts* said the only thing that is going to get us through this truly fucked up timeline is holding on to our equally fucked up friends and getting through this shit together and they were so right for that