Im Sorry But No Matter What I Will Never Use "ofc" To Mean "of Fucking Course". Its "ofcourse". Obviously.

sigh.

Fun quick way to make character pairs with a working dynamic: take a standard trope character type, then make another one that's the complete opposite in every defining way, and then make them buddies. Let's take the character trope of The Gentle Giant. Oh wow what a twist, this huge mean-looking burly guy is actually a docile sweetheart. Boring. But now consider: he's got a buddy who's real fucking tiny, aggressive and mean as shit.

Like this big looming guy is facing some tough guy who's blocking the way, looking for trouble, like "move aside and nobody gets hurt." And the other guy is scoffing like psch or what? You're gonna deck me? You might be big but I can tell you're no fighter.

And the big guy is like "no. You better move or I'm gonna sic my little buddy on you."

its so windy my poor poor chickens are being blown around like dry leafs they look like this

just watched a doe trip over her own front legs and bomb face first into half a dead tree. 10/10

"what are your pronouns?" well im mixed, she/her on my mothers side and he/him on my fathers side, either works

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

At least I have $36 now

Who knows what mischief I can cause with $36

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