Corvidaecollectibles - Copper Cassius

people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

Bucky: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

John: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Yelena: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Ghost: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Red Guardian: My moral code, is that you?

Bucky: …

SOUP

Glasses wearers blinded by the lust for soup (steam)

a wonderful ao3 author note

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

also. this is gross. but i'm quitting smoking and what no one tells you is that for awhile, i saw some ppl online saying up to a year even, that means you're just hacking up like mucus encased tar. cuz apparently there's these hair like things called cilia in your lungs that slowly move stuff upward so you're able to cough it out, and smoking like. 24/7 365 for the past 5 years had my cilia all fucked up, so now it's finally coming back online and being like holy shit you need this out of here NOW.

anyways don't smoke kids. smoking weed is still smoking and your lungs hate it. fuck vaping too. just eat a gummy or make your flower into a delightful little tea this shit sucks so bad yall

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

A social gathering of dudes who all have serious Main Character Syndrome, but all are wildly different genres. One of them is the "people don't like me because I'm too smart" Misunderstood Genius who isn't actually particularly smart, just mean. Another one thinks he's wisecracking and clever by just talking like a character in a Marvel movie. Third one thinks he's subtly pulling off a mysterious Film Noir vibe by wearing a fedora and spending most of his time internally narrating, and silently staring at people. The fourth one is a deeply dramatic purple prose self-fashioned Byronic Hero who is unaware that he would be a mildly annoying minor antagonist in a Jane Austen novel at best. The fifth one has gotten his entire personality from shounen anime.