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invented a chess opening called the lovers gambit where you toss the pieces aside and start kissing your opponent on the table

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Spiidikoira Tööt ja Saatanan monivalintatehtävä

Kun paholaismainen ihmisshakkipeli käynnistyy, pelastaako Tööt itsensä kukistamalla arkkivihollisensa vaiko ihmiskunnan kukistamalla Arkkipiispan?

I will never understand why people create whole ass fantasy worlds and still oppress women in those worlds.

If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?

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Savolaenen Kuukle. Koetappa onneas!