Complimentmyfleshprison - MY NECK MY BACK MY ANXIETY ATTACK

The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.

“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”

Yo como profe de historia

Jump scare pranks in VR are gonna be the fucking worst.

exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

Date someone who will date you

physically my body is here but mentally I’m in the astral plane beating myself up in the target parking lot

*wears perfume to krav maga so it rubs off on the guy im grappling with, causing instability in his marriage*