Invented A Chess Opening Called The Lovers Gambit Where You Toss The Pieces Aside And Start Kissing Your

I justify my impulses by the fact I’m going to be dead one day and none of it truly matters in the grand scheme of things

I'm gonna make a post with all of the 'stick figure violence' adjacent images I have. if anyone knows any similar ones I'm missing PLEASE SEND ME THEM. I have an unhealthy obsession with them.

this is a safe space for beautiful brown eyed insane women

the cool t hing about bowling AUs is that you can just be like “imagine [character] bowling” and thats…the whole joke. thats sufficient. like: imagine stannis baratheon bowling. i dont need to add anything to that

reblog jos teillä on stereot, televisio, mikroaaltouuni ja videonauhuri, pakastin, kahvinkeitin, mikroprosessori ja pölynimuri

my ideal video game would be survival horror that slowly turns into a dating sim because the monsters think im cute

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"