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i don’t even know what to do with this…

Gotta love yourself

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"

someone post john cena suit gangnam style depression

When you’re having trouble drawing the other eye

every two months taylor swift is like i’m going to make another album of me saying ooh aah baby your love was like a knife but i’m a flower and thanks to you i can now take in more water. and everyone goes crazy over it