Someone Post John Cena Suit Gangnam Style Depression

all of these have the same energy

ohhh i forgot that i start the day high and it ends so low because im working for the knife

If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?

Linnanjuhlat mut joka kerta ku kätellään siitä tulee nopeempi

asoiaf discourse is hilarious because the series is filled with some of the most fucked up problematic shit you've ever read like horror violence incest treason war crimes you name it but for the last decade 80% of fandom arguments have been trying to decide which traumatized teenage girl is secretly worse than any of the men who gleefully violated the geneva convention

my favorite character type is a character that is gay but they have no romantic chemistry with anyone because of how fucking insane they are