Complimentmyfleshprison - MY NECK MY BACK MY ANXIETY ATTACK

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My life is now separated into 2 eras: BPT (before Preminger towel) and APT (after Preminger towel)

once i figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches

astarion's UI portrait looks like he's the villain of a straight-to-dvd christmas movie from 2001 with a tagline like "this holiday... sucks"

asoiaf discourse is hilarious because the series is filled with some of the most fucked up problematic shit you've ever read like horror violence incest treason war crimes you name it but for the last decade 80% of fandom arguments have been trying to decide which traumatized teenage girl is secretly worse than any of the men who gleefully violated the geneva convention